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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Are Media Whores and Now so is their Baby
Dec. 3, 2008 - Bronx Mowgli Wentz, that’s his name. Shameless media hungry Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz actually named their little baby, Bronx Mowgli Wentz! Now comes word that they’re selling the pictures of their baby for $2 million to People magazine.
Maybe the money will go towards future therapy to help the kid deal with the constant pitch-less howls coming from his mother.
Christina Aguilera only got paid $1.5 million for her baby pictures and she actually has talent. Maybe there’s more of a market for talentless, lying, lip-syncers. – by John Beaudin
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Scariest Halloween Tunes - Top Downloaded, We Pick Pink Floyd’s ‘Be Careful With that Axe Eugene’
Oct. 31, 2008 – Ok, you’ve planned and planned and you and your sweetie have come up with the scariest costume concept for Halloween – John McCain and Sarah Palin as Prez and Vice. You’ve changed the curtains, Joe six-pack and Joe the plumber will give out treats and maybe a little foreign policy, but where is the music? You can choose to rip off John Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, Van Halen, Heart and a host of others who are pissed off at the Republicans for using their songs without permission or how about a new list? Here is a chart for your party tonight.
Unfortunately, it doesn't include what I think is the scariest song of all time ‘Be Careful with That Axe Eugene" by Pink Floyd. The studio recording is featured on' Relics', while a live version can be found on 'Ummagumma.' Trust me, you’ve never heard screaming like this. The Urban legend behind the song says it was inspired by the late great front man of the Grateful Dead, Jerry Garcia who lost his right-hand middle finger while chopping wood as a child. When I was in high school, my best buddy Kendal Howard locked me in a room, half drunk, turned off the lights and played the song at high volume. I’d never heard it before. It scared the living bajesus out of me! It’s worth buying for Halloween because it’s overwhelmingly menacing and long. Just press repeat and you’re set for the night.
We have consciously left out recordings by Ashlee Simpson and Heidi Montag. Though both are pretty freakin’ scary, they didn’t qualify as singers. They will appear in a future list named, ‘Songs of Deep Vacuous Need Ready to Suck the Life Right Out of You.” Get the list.
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